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Rex the Runt, Series 2: 2. Wendy's Hot Date
Rex the Runt, Series 2: 2. Wendy's Hot Date

Wendy's on heat and the Gang's house is besieged by amorous hounds. The Gang draw down the blinds and prepare to repel borders, but one dog, Handsome Rex catches Wendy's eye and she agrees to go out on a date with him. Vince and Rex insist on chaperoning her. By the end of the evening Rex has made a new friend, Vince has fallen in love with a lobster, Arthur Dustcart's had his underpants cleaned and Wendy's in a very bad mood.

Rex the Runt, Series 2: 3. Patio
Rex the Runt, Series 2: 3. Patio

Bob's cavalier approach to laying a patio angers a group of militant ants who carry the gang's house away and threaten to throw it off a cliff. Meanwhile Rex goes to Dr Dogg for some psychotherapy and Wendy calls in an exorcist, Oswaldo Halitosis.

Rex the Runt, Series 2: 4. A Crap Day Out
Rex the Runt, Series 2: 4. A Crap Day Out

After a row about whether to spend the bank holiday at the beach, the Gang end up at Gordon's Garden Centre where Vince is taken hostage by a talking carnivorous plant. Things go from bad to worse when the whole place turns out to be a giant spaceship controlled by a deranged alien plant-pot called Gordon, bent on kidnapping all earthlings named Gordon.

Rex the Runt, Series 2: 5. Slim Bob
Rex the Runt, Series 2: 5. Slim Bob

Bob's large girth is losing him friends. He turns to Dr Dogg for some drastic plastic surgery. Bob is very pleased with the results, but the rest of the Gang are terrified by his monstrous new physique. Rex dons the surgeon's mask and restores his friend.

Rex the Runt, Series 2: 6. Private Wendy
Rex the Runt, Series 2: 6. Private Wendy

Wendy and Vince join the Army. Vince's potential is quickly spotted and he is promoted to General. Wendy excels as a Private and it seems that a glittering career beckons for her too. Everything goes pear-shaped when Vince causes a war with France and he and Wendy are forced to go AWOL. Back home Bob has crossed a hairdryer with a microwave oven to create a machine that makes whatever or whoever it's pointed at invisible.

Rex the Runt, Series 2: 8. Plasticene Gene
Rex the Runt, Series 2: 8. The Plasticene Gene

Having conned Rex into giving away his own ear, Dr Dogg carries out illicit genetic experiments on it and discovers the Plasticene Gene. In search of retribution, and Rex's ear, the gang pay Dr Dogg a visit. Dr Dog genetically engineers Rex a new ear, but, as a side-effect, Rex is covered in blue fur and worse still, the whole place is filled with clones of Vince.

Rex the Runt, Series 2: 10. Wayne the Zebra
Rex the Runt, Series 2: 10. Wayne the Zebra

When Rex goes off on a well-earned break, Vince, Bob and Wendy are left behind to perform the Beast of Crannock Moore a supernatural drama in the tradition of Edgar Allen-Poe. Bob and Wendy audition various unlikely creatures, including a gonk, an action figure and a flee. Eventually they cast Wayne, a zebra who plays the ukulele, as the Beast. Rex returns from holiday and is appalled by the fiasco the show has been turned into.

Rex the Runt, Series 2: 11. The Art of Cooking
Rex the Runt, Series 2: 11. The Art of Cooking

Rex has been taking cookery classes from Loyd Grossman, but his creations are so disgusting that the Gang have been hiding them in the pantry, rather than eating them. When Arthur Dustcart discovers Rex's culinary abominations he sees their potential as modern art. Bob, eager for a spot in the lime-light, pretends that he is the creative genius behind the odorous oeuvre and becomes a famous artist. Unfortunately Rex turns up at the private view and wreaks havoc.

Rex the Runt, Series 2: 13. Hole in the Garden
Rex the Runt, Series 2: 13. Hole in the Garden

The Gang discover a prototype hover mower whilst clearing out Bob's shed. The major design fault is obvious when it burrows into the ground, creating a tunnel that leads all the way from the back garden to Australia. A shouting match with some dingos follows, at the end of which an enraged Bob accidentally throws Vince down the hole, precipitating an adventure of global proportions.

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